Monday, 29 August 2011

Stop Whinning About It.....

 Here is what i think about this maneno of whining and complaining about relationships that are not working with men who cannot meet your expectations and yet you still sit there like you are laying eggs; putting up with the kutwangwa kila mara and want to call me at midnight to cry about it!!...Please kill these fucking relationships that don't work,that do not meet your expectations, that are not fulfilling....You will not die if you are single; its just a state of mind..nkt!!!.

Relationships should not be complicated and full of drama all the time. If its not working,why are you still there?...Does it take a professor with a phd in  neuroscience or something worded fancily to know that if something is not working you move on. Is it that we are addicted to complaining about the same old shit. You meet your friends and all you talk about is yourself and your issues and your relationships.Needless to say these conversations are often migraine inducing....its like that bad song Manyake on repeat......

I usually drift away to some land in my mind..whistle about there and distance myself from the constant yapping. You ask for advice yet you don't take the advice,so why ask? Why waste my time asking for my advice yet you will never take it. So are we just pals for you to yap about your issue and that's it. Why not have constructive conversations for a change....business...a project...something forward looking. Something to build,develop...tuendelezane. Sio kila wakati its issues about sijui what your boyfriend did or did not do.To me its very simple and clear,if you are not getting what you need,please move on gal,wacha kutubore hapa na mashida zako haziishi......

Yes and when you meet this new fascinating person...of course the gals share in your happiness(some..lol). But let it not be the story of everyday. You bore your sisters to death with the same old maneno...because when shit hits the fan you will again torture us with the story over and over again.....



I always feel sorry for the woman who sits and waits for the simu to ring or a text from someone who has not bothered to contact you for weeks and then you want to cry and whine about it. You missed the signs..please move on. Embarassing yourself by endlessly texting the guy and calls like a maniac do not do any justice to your pride as a woman;please stop the melodrama!!
Things that are meant to work will work,forcing issues is a waste of time. Even if you get pregnant to trap the man like some women still do( a very stupid move if you ask me)....he will still not be what you want him to be. Manipulating a relationship to go your way...will never work. It blows up in your face eventually.


So please gals..wacheni hii upuzi ya stalking men who are clearly not into you,stop keeping relationships that are clearly damaging you more than they are edifying and embrace singlehood..buy a dildo and explore happiness in other ways...lol.....

Ndio nimesema.....







Machete Maidens.....

Apparently that is a movie title???....I am getting really exasperated by these never ending shitty releases they call movies....is it because people are running out of ideas?
I am stuck to rewinding the classics o0f the 90s because am so tired of waiting for a good movie...for someone to sit down and actually write and produce a good movie....the Tarantino likes,Woody Allen,Roman Polanski type of movies... Movies that make you go wow!!
Now we are bogged down by silly,half baked, spoon-shallow content, low budget movies with bad acting to boot..I mean surely what the hec is going on???



Even my once favourite actors are now starring in stupid movies..surely Cuba Gooding Jr,what was with Hit List?...Lets not forget,Jason Statham with Blitz after i had so much syke to watch it and i was left with a blank look on my face...a WTF blank look......and don't get me started with Nicholas cage and sijui Drive Angry..ah ah....and what was Jessica Alba doing in that very very very bad migraine inducing movie called Machete...???..I mean really. After watching her in Killer Inside Me...and then i watched Machete i was like am really getting tired of this nonsense. Given, i have never sat behind a camera and directed a movie,but it is not rocket science to see through a very bad movie....

Its like everything is so commercialized and no one is concerned about good acting..solid plots and good effects,good scores like Hans Zimmer kind of powerful scores....
..and now 3D is here....God help us all!!

I mean what the fuck is with this whole 3D crap???...First you have to wear those fugly ass 3D glasses and  have some weird experience throughout the movie that is supposed to be amazing??? and then get overcharged for it..and they do not compensate for messing up with your vision....which takes like sijui a few minutes to go back to normal...Please please this 3D business has to stop....its very annoying and the fact that you have to pay extra for the "amazing" (sic) experience is even annoying...arghhhh....

So then what happens now,if the movies being released nowadays half are crap.....now we are obsessed with remakes!!!.....BUT i have to give kudos to the Rise of The Planet Of The Apes..now that is a remake that more than impressed. I mean Rupert Wyatt did a great job. He took his time to put that movie together...a masterpiece and lets not forget Andy Serkis who plays as the lead Ape Caesar...simply brilliant.I cannot say enough good things about this movie. To be honest it is my Best 2011 Movie. After talking about this remake i would rather not mention the rather horrible remakes like Conan The Barbarian which flopped even before it started.....uwii what the hell was that..I mean that shit should have been left alone in the archives.....

And while we are still on movies..whats with the obsession with the Devil,Exorcism and Vampires as themes for movies nowadays..sijui I saw The Devil,sijui The Lesbian Vampires..I don't know Exorcisum...whatever ..Good Lawd am so sick and tired of these rubbish and given that am a movie junkie and suffering some serious withdrawal symptoms.....!!!..am really fucked....

TV is full of enough drivel as it is. Clogged with all those Latina soaps,Philippine soaps and then lets not forget afrocinema...crap!! am so tired......and now that Hollywood is too lazy to come up with good movies am stuck to Series and rewinding the good old movies.....

Speaking of which i watched Men of Honor yesterday on board......needless to say i had to hide my very red eyes which was as a result of too much crying from all the overwhelming emotions i was feeling while watching Cuba Gooding Jr.....
..........then i remembered the two last movies he has done and I got pissed off.......I don't understand!!